Guys Be Warned: Here Are 7 Lies All Women Tell Men

Let me start by being completely, um, honest. Every once in a while,
we ladies have been known to play a little fast and loose with the
truth around you guys. Believe me, we do it with the purest of
intentions (really!). And rather than try to change us, your best
bet—for keeping your woman happy and your sanity intact—is to simply
recognize what's going on and be smooth about it. With that in mind,
here are seven lies we commonly tell men, and how to handle them. Just
trust me on this stuff, OK?

1. "Give me your completely honest opinion…"

What we really mean: "Tell me what I want to hear.
What to do about it: I know, it's confusing as hell. We say "
seriously," and "I really want the truth," but the chances that we
actually want the truth are about as good as the chances you want us
to tell you that it's OK, size really doesn't
matter. There are even times when women think we're prepared for
honesty and even then, when it comes out, it just plain sucks. So err
on the side of safety (and of grateful-for-the-white-lie affection),
and tell me…I'm hotter than that chick, this dress does not make my
b*tt look big, my mom isn't overbearing at all…and you'll be golden.

2. "I'm fine. Really."

What we really mean: "I'm as far from fine as can be."
What to do about it: No matter how much it may seem we want you to
leave us alone with that simple statement, we don't. The worst thing
you can do in this situation is say, "OK, good," and end the
conversation. Instead, we want you to show some serious concern until
we're ready to actually voice what's wrong. It's all about making us
feel like our happiness is a priority. Want some extra points? Throw
in a line about how you're not going anywhere until you're sure
everything is OK. We. Will. Swoon.

3. "I've slept with X number of guys."

What we really mean: "I've slept with just a few more than X number of guys."
What to do about it: Remember the "rule of three" made famous by
American Pie ? (Guys have slept with three fewer women than they say,
and vice versa.) Well, the magic number may not always be three, but
the idea is founded in truth. The reason we omit a few escapades from
our history is because we're ever fearful of being seen as "easy"—and
don't they all say that easy girls don't land the guys in the long
run? Want the truth? Make us feel confident that your opinion of us
doesn't lie with our s*xual history—and that no matter how many guys
we've been with in the past, we're still pure in your eyes. Simply
reaffirming those things (and consistent acts of chivalry—flowers,
romantic dates, time with our families and friends to show your
interest outside of s*x), will have us more inclined to be honest
about our pasts, and to keep our bedroom doors open.

4. "Yeah, that was GREAT. I totally got off."

What we really mean: "That was good, but I didn't get off and I
probably won't. Now I'm tired and ready to spoon."
What to do about it: Don't take it personally (well, unless this is a
regular occurrence—then, you might want to try some new in-bed
strategies). Sometimes, it just doesn't happen for us—and that doesn't
mean the s*x wasn't good. Don't badger us about what exactly was so
"GREAT." Simply accept our evaluation for the day and move on.

5. "Oh my God, I LOVE sports!"

What we really mean: "I love putting on a cute jersey and tossing back
red-headed sluts while my hometown team is winning."
What to do about it: Just humor us. It's fun to jump on the sports
bandwagon—and yes, sometimes we might be trying to impress you and
your Sunday-Funday-inclined friends by joining in on the debauchery.
But, chances are if you ask me any details about stats or players,
I'll come up short. So, invite me to hang when you're heading to your
favorite sports bar every once in a while, and save the quizzes for
your equally obsessed buds.

6. "Sure, go out and have a guys' night!"

What we really mean: "I'd really rather you hang out with me."
What to do about it: It's not that we don't want you to have your own
friends, or your own life. We just want it to fit conveniently into
our own lives. Translation: please try to plan your guys' nights to
align with my girls' nights—and prepare for me to call and text you to
meet up once my girlfriends start taking shots and pairing off with
the gropey guys on the dance floor. Another good time to hang out with
your boys: when I'm out of town (though I'll still secretly wish you
were sitting in your apartment moping and waiting for my nightly phone
call).

7. "I've never cheated on anyone."

What we really mean: "I may have cheated on someone before, but I'm
afraid that if tell you, you won't think of me as sweet and
relationship-worthy anymore."
What to do about it: Let's face it—throughout time, we women have been
scarred by the idea of guys who just want to get us into their beds,
but keep our toothbrushes as far from their places as possible. You
"relationship" guys are few and far between, so sue us if we're
inclined to hold on tightly when we find one of you. And part of that
may mean keeping mum on that one little slip-up we had after the
sophomore year foam party. It's possible that, if you sincerely assure
us it won't affect our current goings-on, we'll tell you the truth—but
don't count on it. The fear of losing a could-be great love is one a
lady doesn't take lightly.



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BY: Bigi Benson
CEO of www.ayooghana.ml
Contact: +233579090453

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